Sang by Johnny Cash
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Parody Song Title: 'Cockroaches On Parade"
By Airfarcewon
One small insect come crawlin' in
My kitchen, yesterday
Upon the fridge he rested
As he crept along his way
He waved his left antenna
And I cringed at what I saw,
Five hundred of his buddy bugs,
Besides, his maw and paw...
Some glistened brown,
Some glistened black,
Some had dull shades of tan
I'm searchin' for my weapon,
But, I couldn't find the can
I told myself more don't panic,
As they marched across the floor
Just drove down to the dollar store,
And I bought myself, some more..
Yucky, yi, ooohhh,
Widely, I sprayed..
Cockroaches On Parade
The leader paused, and shook his head
With one leg rubbed his neck
The others did the same, but then,
Continued on their trek
So, I drove the an down closer,
Strafed a stronger second wave
And victory yelled, "Geronomo!"
"Boys, ya' better dig your grave!"
Yucky, yi, ooohhh,
Fiercely, I sprayed
Cockroaches On Parade
I turned around,
They're belly up dyin' on their backs
But swear, I hear the leader's voice,
Defiantly he acts..
"If one of us survives. This
Evil Hitler-Like blitzkrieg,
You'll answer to the BPL
Our Bug Protective League!"
Yucky, yi, ooohhh,
Once more, I sprayed
Cockroaches gone....Thanks, Raid!
Cockroaches On Parade
Cockroaches On Parade..