jokes

[Auriorusiana]

whats the difference between a thelemite and a politician? a paycheck

did you hear abt the death of the philistines? they came, they went, now dagon


did you know theres a scottish idol responsible for eating fetus'? i think its called the molochness monster

dude there was a party for abominations and idols the other day in babylon it was held under the sun and it was a monster shamash


i heard judas got a new job as a boy scout leader, i hear he teaches the kids how to save money and tie knots

what do you call a sleepy member of the OTO? aleister grouchy

this one isnt a joke but im convinced mecca is just a minecraft block they havent added to the game yet

did you go to the ghost orgy? i did, i came djinnside her

did you hear about the fallen angels? yes it was a very enochuous

i heard the famous satanist made a dam, he called it Anton levee

they asked me if i almost died, i said let me weigh that for a second i ma'at've

if you dont laugh at these dont be so sirius

[Auriorusiana]

did you hear about bill gates impending irrectile dysfunction? yeah its his new microsoft

what do you get when you cross a race horse and the us government? a sintaur in a pissing contest

lucifer, its late,could you get the light darling?

i heard the divine comedy as infernally funny

do you think the babylonian idols were corrupt? they mightve taken ish a little too far

i wanted to celebrate winter with my jewish girlfriend but i hannukant bc im a christian

a rabbi, a christian, and a thelemite are going to a bar, the rabbi and christian walk in and the rabbi orders gin and the christian orders wine while the thelemite shoots up in the ally next door

did you hear abt that feral dog at the monastery? i think its rabbid

[Auriorusiana]

is there anything the catholic church cant do? idk man they vaticant stop molesting children

wow theres a huge surge of faux spiritualistic ppl too bad they quabbalacant reach enlightenment

i saw a thick indian girl the other day made me say buddamn girl let me get up in those sandra guts

i once dated a haitian voodoo girl, yeah, word of advice? voodont do that